So, I know this is old news but I just want to let people outside Malaysia know what Malaysia is. I guess most people know who this is especially Malaysians. These two couple posted a sex video which I don't really care for, and recently they posted this picture and said "Buka Puasa with Bak Kut Teh" and Bak Kut Teh is pork so they got charged because they apparently hurt the Malay's feelings! How the fuck can that hurt someone's feelings!? Just to clear the confusion, Malays can't eat pork. And I repeat, they CAN'T EAT! So that means other people can eat it right! Not in their heads! In their heads, if they can't eat it we can't either! WTF! If you can't eat it well that's your allahdamn problem! And you think we hurt your feelings!? You burned a BIBLE! How the fuck do you think the Christians feel!? But did you guys get charged!? NO! And you know what the most fucked up part is, they burned it because the Bible has the word 'Allah' in it. They think that only the Muslims can use the word Allah! Well you're wrong! You didn't create Allah, and you didn't create the word, you didn't create any single part of it! And you're making the most fuss out of it! You guys can go to hell! You cheated on the election, you charged these innocent couple, you burned a bible, you hurt out feelings and you guys are the ones that should get charged!
So, yesterday the Chinese celebrated the 'Dragon Boat Festival' or in Chinese, 'Duan Wu Festival'.. Truth be told, I don't know if it's yesterday, tomorrow or today, all I know is it's in June. So I know most people don't give a shit about how this festival started and it's origin so I'm gonna tell you how my school celebrated it, and if you want to know it's origin, the link is below the post. Anyway, my school celebrated it during the assembly, and it was so fuckin depressing. You know, my school is known for having depressing events. Even last year, when the graduates were having their graduation ceremony, they had to wear formal shirts, and I don't think that's even formal, they looked way more like waiters and waitresses! And they can't even have fun, the fuckin dickhead headmaster would kill us if it was even a little fun. Back to the point, when we entered the hall, the assistant headmistress was saying shit like 'When I was young....', nobody fuckin cares what you did when you were a kid. And when she was finally finished her speech after 20 minutes, which I personally felt like eternity, some other guy came up the stage and told us how the festival started. First of all, nobody gives a shit! Second of all, we already know the damn story! And like that wasn't bad enough, when the dance club or something came up on the stage, they didn't dance anything modern, one of the reasons being the assistant headmistress would kill if we did anything like that, last year, they danced a mix of different songs including gangnam style and the headmaster was so fuckin pissed! Anyway, they danced old dances like in the olden days, and I don't know if it was just me but the way they danced, they kinda look like snakes. They're heads kept moving... Well, anyway, good luck
So, my exams are starting next week and I'm crying. Not because I'm nervous, it's because I'm a Chinese Asian and I suck at Chinese and Mathematics. Ironic isn't it? I know it's ironic but I REALLY suck! At one point I thought I was adopted! And you foreigners keep saying that Asians' Mathematics are like God but you're pretty much insulting me and my friends but mostly me. My Maths suck so bad sometimes that I even forget what's 7-3, once I nearly said 3! Well, I guess I'm probably the most stupid and the most dumb Asian ever huh? Well, in my defense I don't know if it's because I have a major phobia of doing Mathematics equations in front of my friends, family and teachers. So, who knows? But still, I'm still pretty upset, being such a dumb-ass and all... I know everyone has their weak point but you got to give me Maths to be my weak point!? I mean I'm Asian, it hurts! Do you have any idea what it's like to be surrounded by Maths geniuses when you're a fuckin dumb-ass!? And I mean literally, my parents, my teachers, my friends, my siblings, they're all geniuses! They don't know how I feel when I can't answer their questions. Yeah usually people would guess that I feel stupid but Asians don't have senses for these kind of things. Why do you think Asians always scold or lecture people for no good reason? Hey, you know, maybe I'm not Asian, I mean come on, Asians have the Mathematics blood in them and since I don't, there's a huge chance that I'm not Asian! Woooo!! I'm adopted! I'm hoping! 
Okay, I know the title's a little weird but I can't really think of anything. And also I know it's a little late to post this but better than never and I was busy....You know, sleeping and stuff. Anyway, today (it's after 12am) is the big day, today Malaysians will rise and vote! We are the ones that make the difference, we make our own future! Today, Pakatan Rakyat gave a last talk, I didn't understand what the hell he said 60% of the time mainly because I don't know Cantonese but at least I know what he was saying when he talked in Bahasa Melayu and English. But when I was there he only said one sentence in English, there were probably more but what do I know? Some were there at 6, I was there at nearly 11. It's time to change our government and make Malaysia better! And here's the Malaysian Rapper United, this is Malaysia! We are 1! This is the true 1 Malaysia!
So right now, the Barisan National people are in front of my house, at my garden playing shit music. And I WAS SLEEPING!!! And like that's not bad enough, I can't watch television because the damn music's too damn loud! You know what BN, if you want us to vote for you then you better stop waking people up by playing shitty music and stop interrupting us! Don't get me wrong, I was never going to vote for them, not that I can, but still, there might be people that would want to vote for them in my neighborhood and guess what!? Their all gone!!!!!! GONE I TELL YA! You sons of bitches better stop the fuckin music before I stop your lives! And, the louder I turn up my tv, they turn theirs too! DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKIN MURDER YOU!? SAY NO TO BN! YOU DOUCHE-BAGS RUINED MY SLEEP AND YOU EXPECT US TO VOTE FOR YOU!?
So there were two explosions in Boston near the finishing line of of the Boston Marathon. Three people got killed and at least 170 people got injured. The FBI has taken over co-ordination of what it described as a 'potential terrorist inquiry'. Boston police say officers are working around the clock and all leave has been cancelled. Too bad for the police officers, not that I don't care about the people injured in the explosions. Anyway, at least 17 people are critically wounded, and the injuries include several amputations. One of the dead was an eight-year-old boy. In a televised address, President Barack Obama vowed to bring those behind the attack to justice. 'We will find out who did this. We'll find out why they did this.' he said. 'Any responsible individuals, any responsible groups, will feel the full weight of justice.' To all those who got injured, the poor citizens who died in the incident, the family members of the injured and the deceased, we sincerely pray for all of you. We are sorry and we hope that your family will get better soon or be in a better place. And sorry, I was suppose to post this yesterday but my dad wanted to use the computer.
